So, in the interests of being completely unrealistic, here is an abridged list of acceptable items for my gift.......
|I'll be nice and let the colour be a surprise....|
|The room on the end will do just fine thanks!|
|Anything over 1.5 carats will be accepted.|
|Size eight please!|
The fact that I have to do stock take at work on my birthday also sucks, but if I am lucky I will be doing data entry in the office and not freezing my you know whats off in the warehouse!
Another year older, but not necessarily wiser, what can you do?
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